Fifth Time’s the Charm

Vaccine enthusiast waiting to get over her 10th COVID infection to get her 5th jab.

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

ABC News 10 July 2023, Maani Truu reports “Ten positive tests and counting: The mystery of why some people just keep catching COVID.”

Fact check: This is a legitimate news story from Australia and is not a story from The Onion.

A quadruply vaccinated 51 year-old lady tested positive for COVID on 10 separate occasions with what she believes were 10 separate infections, including nine in the past 10 months.

It wasn't until she caught it a fifth time that she began to suspect she was dealing with something more than bad luck.

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Over the following five months, she would test positive for COVID another five times — returning a negative result between each one. 

Obviously, this is due to lack of booster doses of the “safe and effective”, I’m sure the 3rd booster will do the trick (emphasis mine).

Recently Marion has resorted to giving up going into the office, resolving to spend three months working from home in a desperate attempt to out-manoeuvre the virus at least long enough to get a fifth vaccine dose. Right now, she says, a six-month break between illnesses is little more than a pipe dream.

I thought she must just be an over zealous tester and the results are just false positives or she is asymptomatic, this can’t be for real but,

… each time she tests positive the experience is pretty much the same. 

For three or four days she feels really unwell: "Not unwell enough to go to hospital, but unwell enough that getting out of bed is a real effort." The symptoms include fatigue, a sore throat, cough, headache temperatures, and chills.

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"It's actually been very similar every time," she says. "I've bounced back better the last couple of times, and I think that's because I'm now getting antivirals and I think that's helped."

I feel sorry for the lady, she put her faith in “The Science” and look at how it worked out for her. She’s probably so great-full that she got the jab because it would have been much worse. The total lack of effectiveness hasn’t stopped her believing, she just keeps on going back for more. Here’s hoping for her that the fifth time’s the charm.

Edit: Looks like

eugyppius

has also picked up the story, scooped him by 17 minutes. 😀

Quadruple vaccinated Queensland woman claims to be on her tenth Covid infection, hopes more vaccine doses will save her