About Kakistan and KRAP

Kakistan Research and Analysis Project (KRAP) - Kakistan's finest dispelling misinformation regarding the safety and effectiveness of the Covid Meal Deal™

The Peoples Republic of Kakistan is the most glorious place in the world. Like other nations, Kakistan is in the grip of the worst pandemic this century. This newletter in collaboration with the Kakistan Research and Analysis Project (KRAP) sets out to provide insights into the data and government responses to the pandemic.

Kakistan

The Peoples Republic of Kakistan (commonly known as Kakistan) is a fictitious small island country located in the South South East Pacific A.K.A South South East Asia. In June 2020, the population of Kakistan was about 7.7 million, two-thirds of the country’s population, 5.2 million, live in the capital. The demonym for inhabitants of Kakistan is Kak. Kakistan is a federal parliamentary constitutional kakistocracy¹.

Kakistan is also a the largest member of the South South East Asian Union (SSEAU) consisting of the following member states; Kakistan, Kazvikistan, Queenistan, Westistan, Northistan, Southistan and honourary neighbouring member Newzikistan.

Kakistan Research and Analysis Project (KRAP)

Misinformation and concern regarding the Covid Meal Deal not being as safe effective as claimed has brought together Kakistan's finest to tackle the problem of misinformation. This new initiative has been named Kakistan Research and Analysis Project (KRAP). The group will be tasked with researching and analyzing the COVID-19 data and narrative to dispel any misinformation and show just how safe and effective the government’s program has been.

KRAP hopes to emulate the worlds finest health authorities in this regard. Although not labelled as KRAP, similar documents will be used for the basis of the research, for example the new and improved version of the NSW COVID-19 Surveillance Reports.

Previous Surveillance reports contained a wealth of information about cases and outcomes. However, for reasons unknown, they have decided to cut back on the detail and only publish a "COVID-19 Weekly Data Overview" instead of the usual "COVID-19 Weekly Surveillance in NSW" (previous weekly reports can be found archived at COVID-19 weekly surveillance reports - Archive). As can been seen in the archive, the previous through reports stop at Week 6 and the new documents begin at Week 8 with Week 7 missing entirely. This is the sort of work KRAP will be undertaking in Kakistan. It is hoped that KRAP will be able to either; replace good information with KRAP information or just not report it. Thus, the public will remain safe and well informed.

The government is also proposing a new online safety policy to keep its citizens safe. The proposed new policy will be overseen by a new department called "The Ministry of Truth". They will be working with the existing “Ministry of The Science” to counter any misinformation being spread online by heretics/skeptics. The proposed slogan for this new Ministry is "War is Peace," "Freedom is Slavery," and "Ignorance is Strength."

1. Kakistocracy (pronounced \kak-uh-STAH-kruh-see\) means government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state. Kakistocracy or “government by the worst people.” [And the incompetent or corrupt] It comes from the Greek root kakistos, which means “worst,” the superlative form of kakos, which means “bad.”